ONE, because no one seems to give a shit about a naked Mr. West (don't worry hun, I do)..
TWO because all my friends are lesbians and I had so much fun posing as one when we were kicking it watching "The L Word" reruns last night.
Waking up this morning after having lesbian dreams, I realized how great it would be to be a lesbian.
Why?
If you have to ask your'e obviously gay..
No seriously though, I don't care what you say, lesbians always answers your text messages, even if you don't put out.
That's just how they roll..